sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

captainbritish:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

THIS DID NOT GO WHERE I EXPECTED AHAHHAHA

yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

"There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly."
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via restoring-hope)

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans


#Bones wiping away tears of pride in the background

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

dozydozy:

Found this in the loo

dozydozy:

Found this in the loo

yennranmma:

whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls  my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die